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CLAY HENRY: Hognoxious, you can’t go just yet!

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It was the fifth inning when Bobby Smittle dropped the bomb. We were talking about Keith Guitin’s last game in Baum-Walker Stadium.

There would be no more talk about the Missouri State baseball coach after Smittle delivered shocking news.

“This is my last year,” Smittle said. “It’s year No. 40 and I’m out.”

Oh, my gosh.

No more Hognoxious at Baum-Walker Stadium? Maybe there is one last run to Omaha, Neb., for the College World Series, but it’s going to be a sad ending for 2024 if it’s the last for the greatest heckler in Razorback history.

In the name of Norm DeBriyn, say it ain’t so.

Don’t go! There is a job to do and there is no one better to do it.

We need you, Hognoxious!

They always say that when a legend retires someone will eventually take their place. The first to try to fill those big shoes will fail. It will be like that for the next to wave a baby bottle at a crying coach in the visitor’s dugout.

But mark this down in all caps, there will never be another Hognoxious. Ever.

You know Hognoxious. He’s front and center at most Razorbacks events. He’s the loudest and most vicious heckler ever to roll into a stadium supporting the Hogs.

He’s a pro. He’s had plenty of TV time. He is widely known around college baseball as the best (or worst, depending on the color shirt you are wearing).

He’s most obvious at baseball, sitting in the first row above the visitor’s dugout. Opposing players would do well to laugh him off, but most can’t. He digs under their skin like one million wasps coming at you from a nest. If you turn to look, it only gets worse.

Umpires know him as public enemy number one. None do it any better at an SEC ball park. They hear him and they don’t dare look. Hognoxious was after the umpire after one pitch last week when I sat beside him. He said, “You’ve been bad all day.”

Hognoxious-Clay Henry

Smittle has had a great run. He’s been a constant at all Razorback sporting events, but he can’t do it any longer. His family knows it’s worn on him.

“It’s been 40 years,” Smittle said. “It’s time. My wife can’t sit here for three hours anymore. It’s time.”

Time to do what isn’t clear. Maybe he’s going to hang out more with grand kids. For sure, there will be more funds to do other stuff. Baseball tickets are too expensive these days and he’s always bought his own.

“When I got started doing this at old George Cole Field, it was $100 for four season tickets,” Smittle said. “It’s a lot more expensive now for these good seats.”

I’ve always enjoyed Smittle’s routine. There is the constant waving of different flags. There is the baby bottle for a whiny coach. There is a boot hanging from a stick when an opposing player makes an error. There is a broom to sweep the visitor’s dugout when a three-game sweep is near.

I watched it all last Wednesday in the last midweek game of the season. Smittle has asked me for three years to join him for a midweek game. I didn’t realize it was THE last one until we were almost done.

“This is fun,” he said. “I’m glad you finally came. We will enjoy having you and make it a big time.”

It’s a treat to sit in that section. It’s really Bobby’s section. He’s got close friends all around him. Donny Story, recently retired from Arvest, was a few seats down from us and stayed after Smittle for too much conversation with me and not enough angst towards the ump.

“Donny is the main cook at our tailgate, along with his son Kyle,” Smittle said. “It’s fun here, isn’t it? It was an honor and joy to have you join us at the game. We’ve all wanted to get you down here on our row.”

Oh, it’s an incredible row. Wife Jennifer is there for weekend games and kids Stephanie and Scotty, once tykes at old George Cole Field, make a few games.

Smittle and I posed for pictures. We faked his pose that went viral during the NCAA tournament a few years ago when he had a stare down with an umpire as ESPN cameras zoomed close. I tried to look as mean as Smittle, but judge that for yourself.

It was the next week at Omaha that I found Smittle outside the park and took a photo of him in that pose. It was in front of the statue by the main gate, an iconic photo opportunity for all who come to the College World Series.

“I think I got my picture with a lot of our fans – and some not our fans – that entire week, with me pointing into the camera,” Smittle said. “That was my 15 seconds of fame. Stephanie called me just after that game and said, ‘Dad, you have gone viral. Everyone is talking about that no matter where I go.’”

That is one of his great memories since becoming Hognoxious. But his favorite came early in his heckling career.

“It was the first time we hosted a volleyball regional,” Smittle said. “I got tickets right beside the net, best seats in the house. You are right on top of the action.

“Just before the game Frank Broyles walked past us. He stopped and said, ‘Glad you are right here. I just wish we had 5,000 more just like you coming tonight.’ Oh, you talk about sticking out my chest in pride.

“To have Frank Broyles say that really meant a lot. It was a great moment for me.”

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Smittle apologizes a bit for his nickname.

“I know you are not supposed to come up with your own nickname,” he said. “But I did. I was at the mall and wanted a new T-shirt made. I thought, maybe I can just put a nickname on the back but I didn’t have one. It hit me that Hognoxious was a good one.

“I wasn’t sure how that would go, but it stuck. It just seemed right.”

Does it ever. I wouldn’t dare try to top that.

It’s too late anyway. Hognoxious is calling it quits.

The Hogs play host to Mississippi State in the last regular season home series starting Friday. They are likely to play host to post-season games, too. So it’s not over.

But it is coming to a close soon.

I hold out hope that he’ll make a comeback. He stopped being Hognoxious for five baseball seasons to become head of ushers with the retirement of Curt Yates and John Phillips.

“I didn’t like that,” he said. “(UA administration) kept telling me to change things up from the way Curt and John did it. Why? It was perfect. All the ushers had been working the same sections and knew their people. They wanted me to move people around the park. It didn’t make sense.”

So he returned to the stands and picked up where he left off.

If you wonder how a Hog Call starts at Baum-Walker, it’s not a big secret. Smittle looks across to the other side of the stands where Jim Eden hangs the Ks after strikeouts.

“We both know when it’s best, like when an opposing coach goes to the mound to talk to the pitcher,” Smittle said. “Jim and I both stand up and it starts.”

When he is out of character, Smittle is one of the nicest guys on the planet. He’s perfect for his day job, driving a van for a cancer treatment facility. He often hauls patients from out of state. He has a caring side, incredibly nice.

Don’t tell that to umpires or opposing coaches or players as they step onto the field at Baum-Walker.

Sometime during the 2025 season they might realize he’s gone. Sorry, Hognoxious, but they aren’t going to miss you.

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CLAY HENRY: Mort celebrated in Rogers recently

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ESPN’s A-list crew of on-camera NFL reporters came to Arkansas to pay their respects to the Chris Mortensen family Monday.

I don’t want to call it their final respects, because none of them will ever forget Mort, their mentor and lead NFL reporter with them for most of the last three decades.

As all of them have been saying since his passing two months ago, Mort was the gold standard for the way all reporters at ESPN handled their business.

ESPN stars Adam Schefter and Chris Berman both spoke at Mort’s Celebration of Life service at Cross Church Pinnacle Hills, officiated in a most wonderful way by Ronnie Floyd, pastor emeritus.

Mort’s wife Micki and son Alex, a former Arkansas Razorback quarterback, had postponed the service after a burial in eastern Alabama until both the NFL Draft and spring football concluded.

Floyd detailed Mort’s battle with cancer and the way his Faith always carried his friend. He said he modeled Christian life in all of his matters. There was mention of the way Micki led Mort to Christ in the early days of their relationship.

The service was perfect, complete with a huge video file on Mort prepared by ESPN. There were also moving renditions of Great Is Thy Faithfulness and I Can Only Imagine from Jordan Grizzard, worship pastor at Cross Church.

Alex is offensive coordinator at Alabama-Birmingham after a long stint as a top aide for Nick Saban at Alabama.

I can tell you lots of details on both Micki and Alex because my good friend Chris kept me updated. Our conversations over the last 20 years either started or ended with their doings. He’d tell me about Micki’s horses at the farm in Tontitown, or the work Alex was doing behind the scenes for Saban.

The service was put on hold while ESPN covered the draft, completed two weeks ago. Alex was consumed with spring football and recruiting.

“It’s good to be busy,” Alex said during the visitation ahead of the service. “Spring football has been good for me.”

Later during the day’s closing remarks, Alex surprised no one when he said he still tried to call his dad daily. No father and son have ever been closer.

There was at least a little football talk with Alex. When he said UAB is “going to be good” this fall, there was the certainty that it will affect his alma mater. The Hogs play host to the Blazers in their Fayetteville opener on Sept. 14.

I watched the room during the visitation and there were football conversations everywhere. How could you not have them with that kind of group? Mort stories were shared. Most were about how he mentored. It was clear there was no one with a more active phone or a bigger contact list.

Who wouldn’t want to talk football with Archie Manning or Joe Ferguson, two long-time NFL quarterbacks? They were there, as was super agent Jimmy Sexton. The ESPN crew at the service included Peter King, Tom Jackson, Sam Ponder, Andrea Kremer, Suzy Kolber, Keyshawn Johnson, Adrian Wojnarowski and Sal Paolantonio.

Schefter’s remarks mirrored what he’d said in the hours after Mort’s death when ESPN broke into programming. He, like Paolantonio, would be forever grateful for the newspaper man who broke through with ESPN. Mort’s success led ESPN to hire more print journalists as analysts and reporters.

“Sal thinks about Mort every time he walks into his backyard and sees his swimming pool,” Schefter said. “Mort is the reason he has that pool. We all feel like we would not have gotten out of the newspaper business without Mort. He was first.”

Berman, the king of nicknames, apologized to Floyd before revealing the colorful nickname he gave to Mort. It’s not the type of stuff you hear in church. That was just after he called his fallen colleague “the conscience of our network.” In other words, Mort was never wrong with a breaking story and no one else should be, either.

Schefter said the race to be first will never slow, but Mort’s way was to always be right and all knew it at ESPN.

Berman said it was his first trip to Northwest Arkansas, but he understood quickly why Mort and Micki so loved it and decided to stay even after Alex graduated from the UofA.

“On the way to Cross Church, I passed The Blessings, Pleasant Crossing and Healing,” Berman said. “I get it.”

King didn’t speak at the service, but he did post his thoughts on X, formerly Twitter, before leaving Northwest Arkansas. His words:

“Headed home from the Chris Mortensen memorial service at his home church in Arkansas. A moving tribute to one of the greats in our business, as a pro and person. The event, the family, the support from his friends … inspiring. Words from his son, from a high school coach Mort influenced, from peers Chris Berman and Adam Schefter and Daniel Jeremiah, left those in the pews in tears, for a life generously lived.

“We should all hope to live the kind of giving life Chris Mortensen lived.”

Kenny Dallas is head coach at Trinity Christian in Sharpsburg, Ga. He said Mort was on the selection committee when he was hired to coach Alex’s team and was all aboard on his hiring despite no winning records.

“I was 27,” Dallas said. “I still don’t know what they saw in me, but I can tell you that the support I got from Chris was unbelievable.”

Like everyone else in the room of several hundred, Dallas had stories about the texts and notes he continued to receive from Mort over the decades.

Mort leaves no one behind. On a personal front, I still don’t know why an ESPN megastar picked me out from the local media to mentor. But he did and we became close friends. One of my favorite stories comes from daughter Sarah. She was the hospitality greeter at the Hawgs Illustrated baseball suite at Baum-Walker Stadium frequented by Mort. He was an avid Razorback baseball fan and big supporter of coach Dave Van Horn.

Most don’t know this, but Mort was a baseball writer at heart, perhaps the reason he picked me out years ago. It’s my passion, too.

Several years ago Mort had just gotten off a plane after covering the draft and texted me about a seat to a big series. We had one and he arrived in short order, straight from the airport.

As soon as he walked into the suite, he grabbed Sarah’s arm and asked her to sit beside him with a rail to his right. Don’t move was the order.

Soon Mort revealed what had him jumpy. There was a man in the suite he’d seen on the trip to the draft. They had boarded the plane together and unfortunately had side-by-side seats. Mort had his draft notes spread out in front of him for most of the three-hour trip. His neighbor couldn’t help but notice.

Eventually, he was staring at Mort’s face.

“You are with ESPN,” he said.

“Yes,” Mort said.

“I know you, you are Mel Kiper,” the man said. Sternly, Mort shot back, “I am NOT Mel Kiper.”

The conversation ended. But as both trudged toward baggage claim, there was one last try.

“You are Mel Kiper,” he said.

Mort said he just kept going and there would be no more conversation.

He told Sarah not to leave his side and they dove into conversation on the Arkansas baseball team. The man did not intrude again although he did ask someone in the suite if the man in the front row was ESPN recruiting guru Mel Kiper. Someone identified Mort and the man left.

I arrived in the middle innings and Sarah moved to the back of the suite. Mort quickly began to detail the facts he’d learned about my daughter’s life as a former college soccer player and Rogers school teacher.

From that day on, every conversation with Mort began, “Tell me about Sarah and what she’s doing now.” He forgets nothing or no one. That was his wonderful way of networking.

The texts and emails from Mort were rich. When I was down and thought no one read a word of my columns, there would be a text from Mort about how much he enjoyed a fishing story or an interview with a baseball coach.

I got it that he would be interested in my Razorback coverage while Alex was in school. That was personal to him. But it never stopped after Alex left.

We worked together on coaching search stories. It was clear to me that he was feeding information to the ESPN college beat reporters. But it was a two-way street. I knew he valued my sources, just as he did their sources.

I learned that Bret Bielema was on the Stephens plane with Jeff Long on the way to Wisconsin. Bielema had already signed his Arkansas contract and just wanted to tell his players before leaving Madison. The pilots had relayed that to their boss.

Warren Stephens, my boss in a way, gave me that information but not for publication, only to gather background info for the story when the UA made the release. It enabled me to begin to track down Hayden Fry for an interview about Bielema.

But I did pass along that information to Mort. He gave it to someone on the ground at Madison. They were able to confirm the hire through Wisconsin sources.

We talked a lot of ball. But we watched a lot together, too. It was more baseball in the last 10 years. But I got to know Mort best watching Arkansas football practices when Alex was a Razorback.

Mort was gone a lot during the fall, but during the week he might have a day or two to come to a UA workout. My timing was lucky one day when as I headed through the stadium to the practice field I heard two familiar voices. It was Frank Broyles and Mort.

“Watch practice with us,” Mort said. “We watch from the second floor of the south end zone, out the back window.”

And that became my regular viewing point anytime Mort was in town. I learned so much football with those two. Some of the stories were unbelievable in depth. Often they were NFL discussions, a lot on the Cowboys because Broyles loved Jerry Jones.

Our communication during his battle with throat cancer was intense. He quickly identified it properly, a life or death struggle that would eventually be lost.

All the while, Mort would text about a story I’d written. Mort didn’t care a thing about fishing, so when he relayed a detail from the next to last graph on a travel story to Montana, I knew he’d read it all.

The obvious point isn’t about Sarah or me, it is the way Mort dove into relationships. There have been stories all across social media in the past two months about the relationships Mort has maintained from strangers met in airports, hotel lobbies and outside football stadiums.

When he came to Arkansas baseball games — and he came to a lot — there were always conversations outside the stadium with fans. He talked to everyone. He asked their name and could remember them. Who can do that?

Oh, he might not ask your name if you asked if he was Mel Kiper!

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