We mock the softness of the Cowboys, the Longhorns and propose some radical new scoring ideas for the game of football.
RAZORBACK FOOTBALL
| Sat, Sep 5 |  | vs North Alabama | 3:15 PM SECN |
| Sat, Sep 12 |  | @ Utah | 9:15 PM ESPN |
| Sat, Sep 19 |  | Georgia | 11:00 AM ABC |
| Sat, Sep 26 |  | Tulsa | TBA |
| Sat, Oct 3 |  | @ Texas A&M | TBA |
| Sat, Oct 10 |  | Tennessee | TBA |
| Sat, Oct 17 |  | @ Vanderbilt | TBA |
| Sat, Oct 31 |  | vs Missouri | TBA |
| Sat, Nov 7 |  | @ Auburn | TBA |
| Sat, Nov 14 |  | South Carolina | TBA |
| Sat, Nov 21 |  | @ Texas | TBA |
| Sat, Nov 28 |  | vs LSU | TBA |
